Cool Things You Can Buy On The Internet Part 1 - Melting Plastic

Everyone likes melting stuff. This is fact. If there was a job that just involved melting things then people would kill to get it. Currently my job is melting plastic, I eagerly await the assassination attempts...

3,500 years ago, a waffle-shaped legend was born

Deep in the heart of the Mojave desert a legend was born. Now that legend sells waffles to alarmed students...

OH MY GOD IT'S EVERYWHERE: Making bear organs and finding silicone in unexpected places

Delicious. Elegant. Blood-covered.

These are all accurate descriptions of the noble grizzly bear's organs. I have the messy yet surprisingly tasty job of recreating these so that we may show them on film without needing to remove them from a bear first.

I already tried that, the bear was not very cooperative. I tried reasoning with her but she simply refused to let me climb inside of her and harvest her organs; she wouldn't even let me take a kidney!